COFFEE FROM THE PLANETS! Your Planets Collection 9 pack comes with HALF pound bags from all of the 9 Planets
MERCURY
This is the only coffee that grows pre-roasted. When originally planted, skeptics claimed the lack of an atmosphere and searing heat would cause crops to produce poorly. That turned out to be true, but what we did harvest is really excellent.
TERRESTRIAL SOURCE
Central America
VENUS
The most perfect morning coffee in the solar system. The harvesting of coffee on Venus is notoriously difficult. But where others were crushed, dissolved, and vaporized, we succeeded. Venus is sure to be the star of your morning.
TERRESTRIAL SOURCE
South America
EARTH
No one knows much about this strange planet, other than its production of coffees worthy of a King. The King Harv Space program did not have much work to do here, as we took advantage of the native water based transportation system.
TERRESTRIAL SOURCE
Colombia
MARS
100% Pure Mars Vallis Munda Coffee. Now you too can own Mars Coffee mortgage free, thanks to our patented Mars to Earth zip line. This is a very smooth, lower acidity coffee, perfect for breakfast or launch!
TERRESTRIAL SOURCE
Ethiopia
JUPITER
Beneath the great red spot of Jupiter, in our specially designed floating bio-dome, resides an extraordinary coffee plantation. Every hundred years or so we send a crew out to harvest this beloved coffee, known to all as Jupiter Red.
TERRESTRIAL SOURCE
Brazil
SATURN
The Cassini spacecraft first visited Saturn in 2004. So did we. Instead of wasting time taking pictures, we did what was really important, picking coffee for our beloved customers. Saturnian coffee is one of those exotic coffees that you just have to try.
TERRESTRIAL SOURCE
Africa
URANUS
For those who wanted to try Kopi Luwak but were uncomfortable with the process, Uranus is where this coffee comes from. Considered a delicacy by a gentlemen named Earl who lives in the midwest. A very nice coffee, all in all.
TERRESTRIAL SOURCE
Asia
NEPTUNE
100% Neptune Blue Mountain. How coffee manages to grow in this desolate, wind-torn, gaseous planet is a mystery even to us. Nonetheless, this is a coffee worthy of the ice giants.
TERRESTRIAL SOURCE
Sumatra
PLUTO
What better place than Pluto to find the perfect beans for cold brew or iced coffees. Granted, our cost of $171 billion per pound is a bit much. However, we did discount the price. And its great coffee, planet or not.
TERRESTRIAL SOURCE
Congo
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Available Whole Bean, or Ground to your choice of Regular, Fine, Espresso, French Press, Percolator, or K-Cup grind.
You will receive your coffees in our beautiful HALF pound resealable bags with freshness valve.
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